Texas Hippo Timothy Launches Unlikely 2024 Presidential Campaign

With Donald Trump and Joe Biden looking set for a rematch in what could be one of the bitterest presidential elections in history, an unlikely new candidate has emerged – a hippo from Texas.

Timothy the Hippo from San Antonio Zoo welcomed his fans for a presidential press conference on Presidents’ Day, on Monday. Two guests/voters even claimed to have traveled from Montana for the special moment. Having garnered widespread support and endorsements during a 2020 campaign, Timothy is prepared to elevate his efforts with the backing of his best friend and trusted advisor, Kevin the Duck.

Timothy has already initiated his campaign on social media platforms, including Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (@TimothyTheHippo), amassing a substantial following.

At the heart of Timothy’s vision for America lies his emphasising of the importance of ensuring every citizen enjoys at least one rejuvenating nap per day through his “Naps For All” initiative. Additionally, he advocates for mandatory snack time at schools and offices to enhance productivity and happiness.

His dedication to making America ‘HIPpo’ again, with a focus on naps, snacks, and spreading joy, is truly inspiring. Of course hippos aren’t actually eligible to be President, so Timothy’s 2024 campaign merchandise will raise funds to protect wildlife.